I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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