we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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