You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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