his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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