So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize