Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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