She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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