the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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