i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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