i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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