So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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