420 ftw
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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