I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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