So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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