He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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