i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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