tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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