Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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