I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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