do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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