What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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