How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's blow job season.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
