yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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