it's too hot outside to masturbate.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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