we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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