Heybabeimwearingurpanties
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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