What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
