she looked like the before picture.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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