fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
he's single and there are thong briefs.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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