if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
