adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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