I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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