I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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