I want to stick my p in your. b.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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