Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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