Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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