please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We had sex on a dog bed..
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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