Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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