I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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