Do vagina's smell?
My pussy is not your playground.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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