that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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