these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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