Your face is a jimmy john
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize