I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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