This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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