South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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