she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize