i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
