Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
My ATM looks so different sober.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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