Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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