Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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