Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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