her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She even gives head with a lisp.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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