This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
