garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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