We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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