Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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