the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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