So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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