that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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